Friday, January 28, 2011

window shopping

midvalley,

10.1.11

im with tok mizi, went to momoe shop

iqa: ini topi berapa eh harga dia?

miss amoi: RM39.90

iqa: xde sale ka?

miss amoi: xda, ini new arrival ma~~

iqa: owh ok

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23.1.11

i went to midvalley, again, now with kinah and safra

momoe shop

iqa: ini still RM39.90 ka?? *pointing at the cap*

miss amoi: *angguk2*

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27.1.11

midvalley, AGAIN. with my friend, firdaus

momoe shop, AGAIN

iqa: topi ni still RM39.90 ka?

miss amoi: awk yg haritu dtg ka?

iqa: aah

miss amoi: angkat sajala~,hari2 u dtg tgk menda yg sama, topi ni mana ada sale ma~~

iqa: im off of budget  miss, gaji xdapat lagi T.T

miss amoi: nanti u dapat gaji u dtg lagi meh, ini topi saya simpan untuk awak

iqa: huhu thank you sgt2 miss! simpan tau >.<

miss amoi: ok, xda hal punya

iqa: thank you so much!

i never expected now-days there still got kind person especially as a seller care about their customer, like miss amoi, gonna heart u miss amoi, heart u so much! >.<

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

sleep talking

2008 when i was form3

in the evening, i wakes up, reach my phone, AND I CALLED MY FRIEND, zafirah...

iqa: WEH ASAL KAU CALL AQ?

zaf: ha? aq call kau? kau la call aq

iqa: APASAL KAU BAGI NOMBO AQ DEKAT QUAYYUM (xde kena mengena antara hidup dan mati)

zaf: huh?! quayyum? kenapa tiba2 pulak quayyum nih?!

iqa: kenapa kau call aku??

zaf: apasal pulak aq called kau? kau called aq ye la

i keep asking same questions to zafirah, and yeah, im totally xsedar what just happen till the next day we met, zaf told me everything, and i checked my call contacts, yeah, i DID called zafirah.. poor zaf. all my close friends laughed at me, lol. AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPEN, ALL MY FRIENDS AFRAID TO PICK UPS THE PHONE IF I CALLING THEM, cause they thought i'll mengigau lagi, poor me too.

Monday, January 24, 2011

day dreaming

demam, im totally dehydrated on that time, my blood pressure drops again. wakes up in evening around 5pm after a little nap in afternoon. walking to downstairs. it smells very delicious from downstairs, it smell like maggi goreng, yeah i know this smell. arrived at kitchen. took the plate and FORK, while eating..

iqa: (susahnya maggi ni nak makan...tp sedap...)

lil bro: !@#$%^&*@!

iqa: ha? kau cakap apa?? *deaf*

lil bro: *laughing at me and went to kitchen*

iqa: *blur*

i just ignored him and keep eating the maggi goreng with the FORK

finish eating, went back to meja makan

iqa: ha? bila masa ada nasi goreng nih?

lil bro: yang kau makan tadi uh NASI GORENG la, tu yang faiz tanya uh kau xdga, kenapa KAU MAKAN PAKAI GARPU?!

iqa: lorgh... ingatkan makan maggi goreng tadi, patut la susah gila nak makan

omg, what the hell on earth did i was doing makan nasi pakai garpu? did i did that? YES I DID IT, day dreaming

phone call

working. again.
the phone ringing, so i pick up the phone....

iqa: hello, cake segar

mr: !@#$%^&*())_+_)(*&&^$#

okayh, my 'deaf' illness come again

iqa: ya, nak cakap dengan uncle lee sang ke? (my boss)

mr: HAIYAAA!!! SAYA LA UNCLE LEE SANG, buat apa saya nak ckp dgn diri saya sendiri, panggil !@#$%

iqa: ha? tayar apa??

mr: dayah! bukan tayar, haiyaa~~~ =.="

iqa: okayh okayh, sorry uncle T.T

mr: awak ni buat lawak je

im so dead, plus im so DEAF T.T

Friday, January 21, 2011

cocktails fruit

customer came - pak arab

so i need to speak up with him to introduce all of the cakes displayed in the fridges. even with broken language

iqa: owh this one is mix fruit cake, its filled with vanilla sponge cake layered by cocktail fruits

pak arab: cocktail fruits? is it contained with wine?!

iqa: no, no! doesn't mean that the name was 'cocktail' means that it contained with wine, it just  the name. as u see the fruits pattern on the cake it just filled the same with the layer of the cake, it just the fruits are more various than outside.

pak arab: okay i take this one *fallacious*

okay everyone, lets google up what's mean by cocktail fruits

Fruit cocktail or fruit cup is a mix of diced or sliced fruit and sometimes syrup.[1] It is often soldcanned and is a staple of cafeterias, but can also be made fresh. The use of the word "cocktail" in the name does not mean that it contains alcohol, but refers to the secondary definition "An appetizer made by combining pieces of food, such as fruit or seafood". Fruit cocktail is sometimes used to make pruno.


Thursday, January 20, 2011

good morning january

iqa: eh kenapa korang xsekolah harini?! *i know today is thursday*

lil brother: haha, biarkan dia *talking to my another lil bro*

iqa: amboi, dah pandai ponteng sekolah eh sekarang! sape ajar korang ponteng sekolah ha?!

lil brothers: lol

i went to my mom's room

iqa: eh kenapa mama xkerja hari ni? hari ni hari khamis kan? kenapa cuti?

mama: thaipusam la minah oi! buntut ayam btol, mmg padan la adik2 kau gelakkan kau

OKAY, STUPID ME

segar cake & bake

working with kak farah, at night

kak farah: tau x kat mana nak ambil kotak kek kat atas?

iqa: tau, kenapa?

kak farah: tolong g ambil jap, yang setengah kg punya kotak, biar akak jaga kaunter

iqa: okay

kak farah: ha, jangan lupa KIRIM SALAM DEKAT HANTU CINA eh

iqa: what the??!

so i canceled up to get upstairs =.="

10 years

after 5years separated, i got to meet him again, tok mizi.

scene i

kL sentral, secret recipe

iqa: butterscotch slice ada?

miss: ada,tinggal satu je lagi

iqa: satu berapa?

miss: !@#$%^* sembilan puluh sen

iqa: ha?! 90posen?!

tok mizi: weh ENAM RINGGIT 90sen la!

iqa: owh...okay.. *superb blushing*

so i wonder that my 'deaf' illness does not cure yet

back to 2008, in the class

fikri: weh g ~!@#$%^&**(

iqa: nah *bg stapler*, kau nk stapler kan?

fikri: weh aq SUROH KAU LAP TINGKAP LA!

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scene ii

one of cloth shop in timesquare,kL

i'm and tok mizi had a chit chat

miss seller: ini kapel pon guna 'aku kau' ka?

okay, i'm speechless, totally speechless

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scene iii

monorail station, otw to back home with tok mizi

mamat xpax: nak nombo celcom free?

tok mizi: boleh jugak

mamat xpax: okay g isi borang ntuk pendaftaran dulu

while we register the number...

mamat xpax i : eh kau ni awek nabil raja lawak tu kan?

mamat xpax ii: aah la, hidung dia mancung kot

mamat xpax i: eh tapi nama ic lain

mamat xpax ii: artis mana ada guna nama betul! kau irma hasmie kan?

mamat xpax i: owh dah pandai eh sekarang couple dengan orang lagi nsem dari nabil (tok mizi), kesian nabil

tok mizi: kitaorg xkapel la

mamat xpax i: ala xpayah tipu la~~~

i just geleng2 kepala while tok mizi just senyum kambing, we are totally tired on that time, but lol, the mamat xpax really thought that i'm irma hasmie, hahaha

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scene iv

in ktm otw to kajang

tok mizi: HAHAHAHA irma hasmie! *pointing at me*

iqa: shit u =.=''

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flashback 10years ago
faris was class monitor of 1 ikram, and im his assistant monitor

faris: weh tolong ajar aq nih *math*

iqa: kau buat la sendiri! >.<

im not really remember this moment, but he always refresh me about this, i just remember that i always cubit him everyday =.="

welcome 2011

nostalgic of 2010

scene i
went to nilai to buy cosplay costume with mina's family, while we were otw in the car

pia: tangan cebok tangan cebok!!! eh tangan makan la!

i'm wondering why they doesn't used to say kiri or kanan, so i guess may be her uncle doesn't know which one is left or right, lol

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scene ii
still in the car waiting for the traffic light turns to green

iqa: eh ada kumbang, tangkap!

everyone trying to catch the bug

iqa: eh dah tukar lampu hijau *whispering*

they still get busy to catch the bug, and her uncle got it at last, AND THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS TURN RED AGAIN

uncle: eh kenapa lama sangat lampu merah ni??!

no one noticed that the traffic lights was turn to green just now, thank goodness cause no cars at the back,fuh..

    dear Anne

    dear Anne,
    when the sun goes down,
    there's no leftover shadows,
    but there's another thing keep haunting,
    over night untill the early morning,
    speechless, but not silent,
    unseen, but not deprived,
    inaudible, but still exist

    dear Anne,
    when something whisper at me,
    fear ruling my body,
    help me Anne,
    it's unmitigated,
    unrivalled, and forbidden,
    wake me out from this dream,
    help me out of this fear,
    sometimes it's fast enough to defeat the speed of light,
    enough to defeat the supersonic sound,
    I'm trapped in this maze,

    help me  Anne,
    enough secrets...